How do you clean up after sex on the road or outside?

Redd Capp

Redd Capp

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#1
The Golf Course ranger busted some tramps camping in one of the pavilions last year. He was going to let them stay and move on in the morning until he checked on them later in the night and caught two of them in tow in a picnic table....Cleaning up after sex is not like cleaning up after a football game.
Certain womens vaginal secretions have a habit of sticking to you for days if not properly cleaned up.
I dont think Dr. Brommers will cut it...Perhaps a dilute solution of clorox.
 
#7
Puckett said:
go to walmart and for 98cents you can get a pack of 88 babywipes. they are eazy to carry and will clean ya up so you dont get crusty. they are good for other shit to, like after a dump in a bush.
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I think those thing just make you smell worse..but I can never find unscented one.. They are always fragrant or have aloe in them..

A cloth and some water works ok. Or, you can just clean each other up with your mouth :)
 
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DisgustinDustin said:
I think those thing just make you smell worse..but I can never find unscented one.. They are always fragrant or have aloe in them..

A cloth and some water works ok. Or, you can just clean each other up with your mouth :)
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i use them all the time, the walmart brand has unsented ones and they dont make you smell worse. the fancy ones have aloe but get the cheep walmart ones and they work great.
 
#11
Stay away from skanky women, just like your mom told you to. Never listen to your dick.
Bottle of water, dish soap and paper towels are always in my bag.
 
#12
baby wipes sound like the best bet. or just use some good ole fashion soap and water. i like to keep a small cloth in my back just for such situations, personal hygiene and all, gotta keep my areas clean haha.
 
#14
Birdbaths in gas-station bathrooms work for me. Baby-wipes are probably your best option for convenience and being on the go. I wonder how hand sanitizer and a skank would work? I hope it's nothing like icy-hot.
 
#15
wet wipes win for pretty much any needed cleanup while traveling. I still carry wet wipes with me all the time and I haven't hitched in years.
 
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