How to make yourself into boyfriend material
- Thread starter Matt Derrick
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drink the pineapple juice and use those rings like a ring toss game.. oh yeah and don't forget the cherry or the little umbrella...View attachment 36325
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Just at least make sure you wash your dick before putting it in a girls' mouth.. Dunk your junk in toilet water if ya have to! What we don't know may give us an STI but at least we won't have to taste the sourness!
I really hope my boyfriend doesn't see this thread and take my advice...
Oh god.. I don't suck dirty kid dick as a rule because I know you motherfuckers don't clean yourself down there.. also wash your hands if you're gonna put em inside a girl
Stop spitting everywhere like a nasty fuck. Don't fart in bed. And cut back on the poop jokes.
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