last time you were in relationship?

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well one hole u cant find usually which is the vagina its usally covered by a huge flap of skin or a (fupa) front upper pussy area the brown hole is off limits cuz shes fat and who knows what shes been eating....and the mouth is already stuffed with some kind of food like a twinkie or hotdog
 
Gods damn... when we start talking about folds its all over... society just collapses... sigh..... .... ....

Oh and the big not so pretty girls... they are pretty... and so are the skinny ones with A cups.... and the self absorbed ones with the goldfish eye boobies... you know implants about to just go super spherical... and all

People are more than they're physical attributes... and I don' have to be a fucking grey beard to know that.

Gods Damn....
 
amandanotsuitcase said:
Professor... u just gotta lower your standards. The big, not-so-pretty girl at the bar is prolly a better fuck anyways. I didn't mean that to sound offensive, it's just what a lot of my guy friends have told me.
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Why not? sound offensive... be bold. fuck being timid... I tell you what doll... I bet your dynamite in bed.
 
and obviously im joking ive had encounters with many big gals but everytime right after having sex i have a brief moment of suicidal thoughts about what i had just done and how im now with this huge beast that i have to sleep next to that snores like overweight construction worker with sleep apnea
 
... This conversation makes me want to blow my brains out so I never had heard fupa... ... fuck this Im gonna go back to the multiverse of Narnia.
 
I'm not timid...just polite :) Duh. OF COURSE I'm dynamite in bed. But bring your headlamp and chapstick, and I'll kick your ass if you piss on my sleeping bag.
 
amandanotsuitcase said:
I'm not timid...just polite :) Duh. OF COURSE I'm dynamite in bed. But bring your headlamp and chapstick, and I'll kick your ass if you piss on my sleeping bag.
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Bwaahahhahah... >.> hahah... hah... hehe... bwahah....

last time I pissed my bed i was prolly like... 4 or 5 :( who knows... my mommy wasn't the nurturing type.

Does not matter. I don't wet beds...

....but I do get girls wet. ::eyepatch::
 
Last time I was in a semi-relationshippy sorta thing was a year and a half ago in Budapest. For a month or two. I'd have considered it more friends-with-benefits, which tend to describe most of my experiences with the opposite sex as far as that kind of thing goes... The last time I had a real relationship (though it was only a few months) was in 2006. Hah.

Amanda, is your photo from Chefchauen in Morocco???
 
amandanotsuitcase said:
I'm not timid...just polite :) Duh. OF COURSE I'm dynamite in bed. But bring your headlamp and chapstick, and I'll kick your ass if you piss on my sleeping bag.
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sleeping bag smells strongly of feet. that's a qualification for the next lucky soul if there is one... can't handle the foot smell it's probably not going to happen... resentment issues go both ways
 
I was traveling about Morocco for a month in June/July. Tell me, what did you think of the country? I wouldn't say I dislike any country i've been to yet, but I can say I was glad to leave Morocco. While it's varying landscapes are beautiful, and the culture definitely has it's cool little oddities and desireable qualities, I found so many of the people to be weaselly little rip-offs who saw me only as a money-bag. It was difficult to find genuinely nice people, and it was hard not to shrug everyone off as someone simply trying to get money out of me.
That, and they treat their environment and animal life like shit.
Next time i'll be ready for it, though!
 
amandanotsuitcase said:
Professor... u just gotta lower your standards. The big, not-so-pretty girl at the bar is prolly a better fuck anyways. I didn't mean that to sound offensive, it's just what a lot of my guy friends have told me.
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The thing about people with less than desirable physical attributes is that they're usually willing to work harder for a piece of tail, because they don't know when they'll get an other one. And, If you both work at it, it's gonna be a lot more fun.

It takes two to tango right?
 
I prefer to waltz...

Less than desirable physical attributes are by far & large a subjective thing. I think I made that point with the Blondie comic earlier.
Some people like a ham and cheese others want that stacked Dagwood.
Dagwood_sandwich

LoL... I'm using sandwich references. ::drinkingbuddy::
 
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