maracasan

I was the kid who snuck into his backyard and waited for aliens to abduct him at night. Now I'm the dude whose best friend is a dog and wants to live like Tarzan.

What can I say? I was out of options.
Location
Olympia, WA
Gender
Male
Favorite place
A canyon of the grand variety
Occupation
Owner, Dirtbag Industries Inc.
Preferred method(s) of travel
Ludicrous speed
Are you traveling now?
Planning to
Spoken Languages
English Spanish
Gender Identity
  1. Male
  2. Man
Sexual Orientation(s)
  1. Heterosexual
Preferred pronoun
He / Him
Relationship status
Single
Children
No
Pets
Billie the dog
Drink
Occasionally
Smoke
Occasionally
Drugs
Occasionally
Political leanings
Fuck capitalism, save the planet and the sciences.
Skills
Parkour, break dancing, lion taming, water polo, decoupage. The usual stuff.
Instruments played
Guitar, uke, banjo.
Favorite curse word
I would never.
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