Supermonkey
I'm a manimal, Supermonkey. That means I'm better than superman, I'm an animal evolved. I've learned what it means to be a member of the community of life, and why people are so fucked up today. Give me the forest--hell give me empty land--I'll grow you a forest, the animals, the water, and maybe an enterprise that provides me some money, and I will be happy. The business is not even necessary, because I can make most of the fun I want on the land or cooperating with the people around me. This is my Humanimal Dream. Simple, but the politics of history always make it more difficult than it should--but that is okay, because that is where evolution occurs.