Recent content by whaleofashrimp

Please put some underoos or something on! I dont want to have see if your salami is sliced or not everytime u walk against the wind. Women who do the same...please carry on

i found this great obscure william burroughs article from esqure about the 1968 democratic convention with a great routine (thats his word_ i call em "Tangents") about the trueist all american canadate for president being a purple assed babboon. one of my faves..the greats...

we should all try to meet up in a certain city and go have an "oogle move night" go see the.is flick

sometimes when im sad or in the middle of a situation ill say the name "mark burk" its a delight to say really fast. On the other hand the name Shubert makes me feel like ive gotten hit in the face with cold sewage..theres other words names but not that i can think of right now

traveling tip # 582 : Dry cleaning if ur wearing dirty clothes and its starting to bother u but u cant wash them. What u do is change your clothes and wear the new ones untill there absolutly disgusting . then ur old clothes look really clean in compairison...repeat and never have to spend...

Do u remember drinking cooking wine under the american legion hall ?with the taste of salt in m mouth and the rain i imagined us as waward pilgrams lost at sea.silloute against the flodd lights of the railyard,my heart pounds like the highline.swampgas lighting ur darkeyes we made love in a...

so im here in atlanta and i met an older gay guy who publishes a small circulation porn rag that specializes in traveling kidz and older guys with beards...he' payed me 100 bucks to jack off on camera and gave me all the beer and smokes i can consume in the shoot while watching straght porn..no...

a good friend of mine got shipped to her grandparents in tulsa after her mom caught her shooting up.shes doing online shool there and is really stir crazy and lonely. i suggested she fly a sign that says "this town sucks, wanna hang out?" but that might be a bad idea..it could also be a good...

So im dealing with working for my ocd crazy aunt to make a little money before i go i was planning on leaveing wensday and heading straght to atlanta well my best friend called me from tally, he's a shut-in, he told me he went and bought a gun from someoneoff the street and that he wasint...

weather its walking 15 miles a day on interstates...or walking 5 miles commando into town..does anyone have problems with massive painful chaifing? i remember it was paticularly bad while wearing deinim and going commando..i mean it hurts enough to cry and theres a red rash that appears on my...

ive always wanted to hitch in a blues brothers style suit...bowler hat and all..problem is i have a camo molly pack thats falling apart..probably wont hold up more then a few days on the road..its really my homebum status..it'll look wierd..what are your thought? should i spraypaint my pack or...

ok so im planning on just splitting this state...all it is is a 2nd degree misdomiener but a buddy told me florida extradites from EVERYWHERE for WHATEVER REASON is this true?

Nation & World | Oregon cops hope classical music deters loiterers | Seattle Times Newspaper because i think its nice to drink and reminice to good for a spot of the the ole ultra violence to

ok i always thought that "holding your liquer " meant being able to drinlk or do drugs in large quanities while still being able to deal with shit when it pops up. which fits me perfectly, however ive ran into other people who claim its your ability not to vomit. Now i have sensitive guts and im...