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FuckinBum

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I have merged all of this users threads into this one to document why their account was banned. -- Matt Derrick

u know, i never thought in a million years i'd join this fuckin site, but being in a house and cursing the foul name of social media (especially facebook) can really make a man do some unexpected, and often questionable, things.

with that said how the fuck are u all.
 
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u know, i never thought in a million years i'd join this fuckin site, but being in a house and cursing the foul name of social media (especially facebook) can really make a man do some unexpected, and often questionable, things.

with that said how the fuck are u all.
well, I'm just super duper and I have no problem understanding the plague of Facebook. Cheers to you and your questionable decisions. Let's hope you make more of them...
 
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FuckinBum

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so i've heard the whole bit . . . "i'm traincore, i ride fast n eat ass, get drunk ride junk!" and the like.

no you don't no one does. people stopped riding after the depression was over and everyone got a car.

even if u do, you fucking don't. u r a hitch hiker. you take the bus. the only train u were ever on was a fucking amtrak. you're only traincore cause you rode the empire builder eight times this year alone.

riding trains is dangerous, and illegal.

the hardest part about riding trains is buying the ticket.

the ccg is made by and for foamers to go jerk their dicks and/or flick their beans to the trains they want to sexually molest.

quit living the lie and embrace the cold hard facts of life! YOU KNOW THESE THINGS TO BE TRUE!

be modest, not the hottest.
 
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FuckinBum

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we met in colton, earlier this year.

u where running for a train, hopped a knuckle, and i dissaproved.

i invited u to the drainage ditch none the less. we bum pilled it n made some cash, got 99 bananas.

we rode n got pulled off in mojave, ca. some dude smoked a j with us n drank a half pint with him. he couldn't hold shit n creeped us out.

we flew "too ugly to prostitute" on the blank side of a csx sign in roseville.

u housed me up at your partents house for a couple hours.

we split ways. we ran into each other in dunsmuir, ca. went to black butte.

when we split again u went to the hospital cause u had a bad cough from smoking for 25 years.

DONT BE DEAD! HIT ME UP!
 
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whoever rated my original post "shit", i thank thee.

those who are confused, know nothing but the confusion they have created for them selfs, which i myself am guilty of.

DO U TRULY NOT KNOW? MUST U WONDER THIS WORLD BLIND!?
 

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You are hereby canonized as a Discordian Saint 3rd Class of the House of the Apostles of Eris Discordia, POEE, titles, titles, etc...

Congratulations, Condolences, and Good Forever
 
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Tweaker Dave has joined StP! Shine on you glorious bastard.
 

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Does not everyone have love for satire?
 
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FuckinBum

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Does not everyone has love for satire?
one that sees! PRAISE BE TO JAHOVA, or whoever the fuck.

also, WavesAtDeer, i haven't succumbed to my triggers regarding methamphetamines in some time. also, my names not dave.

i appologize i can't be tweeker dave (i'm sure he name precedes him in reputable fashion) but i simply just can't be someone i am not.
 
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so i've heard the whole bit . . . "i'm traincore, i ride fast n eat ass, get drunk ride junk!" and the like.

no you don't no one does. people stopped riding after the depression was over and everyone got a car.

even if u do, you fucking don't. u r a hitch hiker. you take the bus. the only train u were ever on was a fucking amtrak. you're only traincore cause you rode the empire builder eight times this year alone.

riding trains is dangerous, and illegal.

the hardest part about riding trains is buying the ticket.

the ccg is made by and for foamers to go jerk their dicks and/or flick their beans to the trains they want to sexually molest.

quit living the lie and embrace the cold hard facts of life! YOU KNOW THESE THINGS TO BE TRUE!

be modest, not the hottest.
Shut up, you stupid fuckin oogle lol
 

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You are a fuckong moron. Just delete your fucking account now, because I see you getting banned in the near future.

Between your introduction post and this one, it is obvious that you just came to this site to troll people because you obviously have some vendetta against people on here.

Seriously, the fuck you expect with posts like this?
 

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