How to make yourself into boyfriend material

[Multifaceted]

Fruit makes your spunk taste better. Counteracts all the booze and drugs.

 

[LeeenPocket]

I recommend a daily dose of pineapple juice. It's the most effective.

 

[LeeenPocket]

Not that I'm like... an expert or something.....

 

[todd]

drink the pineapple juice and use those rings like a ring toss game.. oh yeah and don't forget the cherry or the little umbrella...View attachment 36325

 

[Multifaceted]

Just at least make sure you wash your dick before putting it in a girls' mouth.. Dunk your junk in toilet water if ya have to! What we don't know may give us an STI but at least we won't have to taste the sourness!

 

[Multifaceted]

I really hope my boyfriend doesn't see this thread and take my advice...

 

[Bedheadred]

Just at least make sure you wash your dick before putting it in a girls' mouth.. Dunk your junk in toilet water if ya have to! What we don't know may give us an STI but at least we won't have to taste the sourness!

Oh god.. I don't suck dirty kid dick as a rule because I know you motherfuckers don't clean yourself down there.. also wash your hands if you're gonna put em inside a girl

 

[Desperado Deluxe]

Stop spitting everywhere like a nasty fuck. Don't fart in bed. And cut back on the poop jokes.