[intro] Hello! I'm Indie and here's a lil' about myself (1 Viewer)

Crust Wagon

Sep 10, 2020
Hiii I'm Indie. I don't even remember how I found my way on here, but here I am. I'm trans, and very gay. Sadly I only really pass as my chosen gender if you squint yer eyes, tilt yer head, and hit yerself with a hammer. I'm kinda stuck where I'm at currently, but honestly I'd rather be anywhere but here. I'm just a dumb kid who doesn't fit in anywhere, so i decided I'll just live nowhere, and hopefully meet some cool people and do a shit load of dumb shit on the way. I'm a licensed professional in dumbassery, and sloppy blowjobs. Don't ask where I got the license. I'll prolly post my face on here as soon as my shit is taken off lockdown. But for now, I'll keep this rusty station wagon as my pfp. Did I mention that i love shitboxes? Shitty, rusty, crusty, low-down, slouching behemoth cars are my weakness. Any car that hauls ass in the slow lane and stinks to high hell. or anything that weighs 7 tons and gets less than 2 miles per gallon is a car I'll fuckin' marry. Besides loving cars, I also have a personality. Not sure what kinda personality it is, but it tends to hang somewhere between a tweaked out kindergartner, and a sloth that OD'd on heroin. Personal problems aside, I hope to get along well with you fine people and maybe make some of ya laugh. AAAAAAnyways thats all ILY 🖤

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Matt Derrick

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Aug 4, 2006
Austin, TX
well, if you decide to come through texas, let me know. at least it's warm here, and im sure it's a bit more fun than michigan right now.

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