Should we all pitch in and get him a subscription to Trains Magazine?
Oh wait he already knows everything about everything already, that would do him no good.
Happy Birthday you psychopath! Keep on chugga chugga chooing along. Eventually all of us STP old timers will be dead and gone & you will be a mod. After the nuclear apocalypse the only things that will survive are cockroaches and Ray Tylicki.
While Ray Tylicki does have a thread in the "untrustworthy" section, this thread has been moved to "general banter" as you're just announcing a birthday.