Most hilarious and stupid conspiracy theory ever:

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I never understood why David Ike loathed reptiles so much to depict them as a master race of monsters. I guess a snake shat down his back as a kid during one of those in class animal exposure things or some shit.
I've owned many different reptiles threw my life and can't say I see any indication of evil. If he wanted to make a case with a shred of possibility, he should have based his boogie man on cats. Their piggy back nature. Toxoplasmosis. Plenty of material to work with. Cats are the apex of suck.
 
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what makes David Icke all the more bizarre to us Brits is that he started out his celebrity life as a goalkeeper in professional soccer and then later became a sports commentator on TV, so originally he was very straight and very boring then all of a sudden he starts claiming that he's the son of God and that the Queen / Henry Kissinger / Boxcar Willie are all blood drinking alien lizards - an unexpected tangent given his past

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I know somebody who believes this stuff (nothing wrong with those who do).
If this shit were real there would be rodents on the menu in high end restaurants.
 
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well.. when life gets boring.. make it up as you go along..

or at least do the work so others will be grateful enough to give you $$ for establishing a way for them to assert some sort of basic, incontestable superiority..

televangelism, in all its myriad forms..
 
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