So does anyone have any jokes??

What's the difference between an epileptic oyster fisherman and a prostitute with diaherrea?
One shucks between fits and the other fucks between shits

What kind of animal has an asshole on its back?
A police horse

Why did the vampire stop going to the blood bank and start going to the sperm bank?
They were tired of sucking necks and wanted to start sucking cocks
 
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