Crusty pants questions?

TheUndeadPhoenix · Nov 10, 2011

DisgustinDustin said:
Crusty pants.. Funny.. I always thought those kids just bought already looking like that.

It damn sure looks that way.

hobogestapo · Nov 10, 2011

cantcureherpes said:
the only logical step left is to melt a amebix record onto them to seal in the crust for generations to come!

or gallhammer

LeeevinKansas · Nov 10, 2011

Alleycat Matt said:
i've tried sewing them while wearing them, and as soon as i try to put them back on they still seem too tight. also, how am i suppose to fix the crotch while wearing them? should i just give up and get a pair of thermals to wear underneath so my dick and ass isn't falling out constantly?

yes

ayyyjayyy · Nov 13, 2011

Alleycat Matt said:
Hi,

I was wondering two things about crusty pants.

1) How do I blackout the floss? I've tried using ink and it just turns this ugly grey color and rubs off. I've wondering about spray paint, but I'm afraid of that chipping off everywhere. Who has had experience with sewing crusty pants with normal black thread? How well does it hold? Does it just fall apart?

Also...

Lol x 91723636727171616

Dead horse · Nov 13, 2011

I thought thee point of "crust" was to not give a fuck. Why are we having this conversation?

Earth · Nov 13, 2011

agreed.
It's like punk rock 101.

Sorry, but I really believe that if you have to put in any thought into this kind of stuff - you are a posuer.
Better of keeping it real man...................

shanwich · Nov 18, 2011

black upholstery thread . its strong , cheap , and black. (insert racist joke here)

Kim Chee · Nov 18, 2011

Embrace your crustiness.

wehavethemap · Nov 18, 2011

dont wash them, it makes em weak

shiftingGEARS · Dec 6, 2011

ha... crustypants...

bryanpaul · Dec 6, 2011

1000's of rotting corpses of dead body lice are a nice touch

baconrind · Dec 6, 2011

Dead? Fuck that! They're not crusty till the lice form into pants. Living pants. All crustacean like and wiggly.

BanMatt · Dec 20, 2011

Floss always wore out of the butt on my pants

wehavethemap · Dec 20, 2011

layer fabric like 3 times inside and out asses

Dead horse · Dec 21, 2011

I'm a sucker for those wallmart patches for repairing garb, they're tough, its just expensive

wildboy860 · Dec 21, 2011

For real.... somebody is askin how to make your pants crusty???? WTF is this shit....? 'How to be a crusty kid 101'

Doobie_D · Dec 21, 2011

Ill sell you some crusty pants pre liced and scabifiyed. $100. Its a good deal. Put alot of lack of work into em. sheesh

slurricane · Dec 21, 2011

pants are pants who fucking cares what color the stitching is, as long as they function right. don't get your punxpoints in a knot.

Arapala · Dec 22, 2011

Fashion tips. If your pants are too tight, I think the best idea would be to just get new pants. You could easily steal a nice pair of pants from a thrift shop.

menu · Dec 22, 2011

rediculous. this place is almost turning into a online "hottopic" forum. if you have to ask questions like how to crust up your drawers. then you should prolly just give up. earn your stripes (or pants). really losing faith in this shit

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