Free Love and Orgies?

#106
This seems like the right crowd for the old Lenny Bruce line about how "the only thing i ever did that i think was perverted was jerking off my dog."

I have had a few me and two women things (and still regret the time i turned one down like a fool), but never an orgy per se.

I also can say i have been thrown out of an S&M club for having sex. My late friend Marcus was a bouncer at the very notorious Hellfire Club for a few years. There was all sorts of S&M activity, but strict anti-AIDS rules against oral, anal or genital sex.

I met this woman, and we were doing this and that out in the play rooms, and got really horny. So we went in the ladies room and fucked in a stall, and then were kind of gearing up for round two, with her standing on the toilet seat, and me fist-fucking her. I guess we were kind of over-enthusiastic and loud, and the owner's two daughters came in to piss and got pissed at us, and went and got the bouncers to toss us out.

The head bouncer was this bodybuilder moron named Lucifer, who was the President of this otherwise all-Hispanic Japanese-bike biker club (with colors, etc, forget what they were called) that had a house around the corner from where i lived in Williamsburg. He and i did not get along at all. He was all excited at the chance to try and stomp me, but my boy Marcus told him you can't fuck with my man. i was sent on my way, and the woman vanished into the night.

I didn't promise it would be an exciting story. I will try to remember other sordid adventures, but i was drunk and high as shit on drugs during most of them, so recall is dim, probably thankfully.
 
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#107
Juan Derlust said:
Lots of comedy here

I probably don't have to go back and watch Louis CK reruns anymore

Actually I always thought he was kind of overrated my sisters loved him though until they found out about his behavior behind the scenes

The same sisters with the crayons...
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I've ONLY seen Louis CK parodied in Portlandia, I think I will keep that way!
 
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#108
MFB said:
Look around, Bubbers, you in the wrong place! Shoulda been more specific with your request for Free Love and Orgies.



Funniest thread ever.

Now what about crayons? (I say it like "crowns', as Im orginally from Philly)
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I used to live in North Philly, by the Berks stop. Lived in a elevator shaft of an old flower factory (no this wasn't a squat) but it sure felt like it.
 
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#111
West Philly in my case, down the block from the old Breyer's ice cream factory, and across the street from the student bookstore of Philadelphia College of Pharmacy, who i guess realized "P.C.P." might not be the optimal initials in their line of work and changed the name. But not before i bought a t-shirt, now long-gone.

But, since we got a Philly minyan here, Pat's or Geno's?
 
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#112
Older Than Dirt said:
West Philly in my case, down the block from the old Breyer's ice cream factory, and across the street from the student bookstore of Philadelphia College of Pharmacy, who i guess realized "P.C.P." might not be the optimal initials in their line of work and changed the name. But not before i bought a t-shirt, now long-gone.

But, since we got a Philly minyan here, Pat's or Geno's?
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So grand, what you're saying is, you're from WEST PHILADELPHIA, BORN AND RAISED!
 
#115
What can I say? I prefer monogamous relationships with a woman I can truly love and trust who truly loves and trusts me, but Goddammit, I've never had sex, and I'm horny and lonely af, my libido is up, and I love me some dirty wild punk chicks and Bohemian hippies and I wish to smash.
 
#120
The photo is great bc you look so fucking happy w that shit eating grin on your face. :)

This thread has hit STP Platinum status by reaching 1000 views!

We should all host a podcast together that noone wants to listen to
 
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