haha this reminds me of the "crusty pickup lines" like, "i didn't know angels wore buttflaps" and "your dumpster, or mine?"
"Baby, did you just crawl out of a dumpster? 'Cuz you look good enough to eat!"
Also, I am a very hairy average-weight ukulele-playing tribal-minded metalhead. Buy me xanax and whiskey and I shall cuddle with you. Whether you like it or not.
Also, I am a very hairy average-weight ukulele-playing tribal-minded metalhead. Buy me xanax and whiskey and I shall cuddle with you. Whether you like it or not.
