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whaleofashrimp

whaleofashrimp

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weather its walking 15 miles a day on interstates...or walking 5 miles commando into town..does anyone have problems with massive painful chaifing? i remember it was paticularly bad while wearing deinim and going commando..i mean it hurts enough to cry and theres a red rash that appears on my ass...anty remidys..i find a combination of not walking much and vasiline helps..though sometimes thats not an option..any suggestions?
 
i think part of the problem is hemroids..i used to bleed from my anus alot..but it went away..but it comes back once in awhile paticularly when im chaffed..also has anyone noticed water spewing after a hard days exertion?
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all those people that brag about going commando while wearing denim...fuck u...u sit on ur ass all day..otherwise you'd be bleeding
 
Are your pants tight? Skin tight pants suck. They are completely useless as clothing. Get something loose and comfortable man.
 
get a pair of spandex shorts and wear them under your pants, it will stop most of the friction. used to do that while in the army, when we had a big road-march, works great.
 
Medicated chapstick. I use it all the time when I get chafing on long rough treks. Works wonders. Also, try spandex or something as dmac said to reduce friction.
 
Wait, on your thighs or actually your anus? Thighs are chafing, anus is hemmeroids. For that, go see a doc.
 
yeah that shit's up there with boot rot........i've had to waddle around like a pregnant cowboy a few times ....lotion helps
 
this is probably one of the reasons most of us wear undergarments...?
Freeballin' it is pleasant but not always practical.
 
it can also be practical but not always pleasant.
i raise my hand in favor of the spandex undershorts idea. tight pants require something restrictive underneath, but in a supportive kind of way and not friction-y. swish, swish, swish. ah the relief as my junk is cradled lovingly in spandex.
 
stove said:
Wait, on your thighs or actually your anus? Thighs are chafing, anus is hemmeroids. For that, go see a doc.
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Apparently the active ingredient in Preperation H is Shark's Liver Oil.
I can only assume that someone with horribly bad piles was walking past a rotting shark carcass and thought, "Fuck it, anything's worth a try."
 
I'm surprised no one mentioned gold bonds, or baby powder. I hate to be the one to say it first, but manpon anyone? Although it dredges up gross images it is probably the best solution. Especially since swamp-ass is a big precursor to the condition. I'm gonna stop before I give too much advice. If you don't know what a manpon is look up "The Man Show" and they have a segment on it.
 
witch hazel for the bunghole sting or just plain hemorroids.....and yeah baby powder/gold bond is great, but pure cornstarch is better. cheap, easy to lift, and/or buyable with foodstamps.
 
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