dumb traveler names

Nick names are a special breed... I've been called Texas, Chad, Bean, Casper, and a few other things in Seriousness, not just in a mocking way. I've gone by Sophia for about forever (six years now?). Other people love my legal name, but that's just not who I want to be. I've considered doing a legal name change.

I hate names that you just don't want to say in front of others. "cunt", "fuck". Or hippie names on people who have no chill...

Beat nickname ever was Planet and his dog Dog. RIP
 
Big Crumb, Titty-pit, Disgustin' Justin, Lunchbox, Dilly-the-Skid... All of which are names of some of my friends (Big Crumb doesn't go by it, but some people call him that)... A million fucking Irish's, Squid, Mowgli, Mango..
 
my s/n is actually my last name. ppl usually assume it's a trail name.

for nicknames, i've met a lot of Bostons, Hatchets, Starchilds, and Gypsys


i'verun into several birds too..

eagle, raven, sparrow, crow, hawk, blackbird, byrd, seagull, and owl
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a cool one was wyndkyn.. like..related to the wind.

and theres a tampa bay tramp calls himself Wonka, like.. willy wonka and the chocolate factory
lol
 
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Always felt road names in general are just stupid period. Friends used to call me Whiskey Nate (how many Whiskey Somethings exist I dont even wanna know). It was meant to be ironic, much akin to heroin Bob, because when they met me, I didn't drink very much.

Oh, if they could see me now.

Fucking normies
 
i have this vague memory about how some of the really pc people who want to be referred to by made-up pronouns were the worst about this and would also change their names to ridiculous shit every other month...

Made-up pronouns? Ok, define non-made up pronouns. Last I checked, we made all this shit up so how can you say something else was made up? People in other culture have way more genders than just our limited 2. Gender is a social construct and all this shit's made up. When you bash people's identities you support racism, colonialism, and capitalism.
 
Big Crumb, Titty-pit, Disgustin' Justin, Lunchbox, Dilly-the-Skid... All of which are names of some of my friends (Big Crumb doesn't go by it, but some people call him that)... A million fucking Irish's, Squid, Mowgli, Mango..

haha i know titty-pits kid's crazy
 
ya know how he got the name?

he gotta tat of a stick figure with huge tits in his armpit

Haha! Im in the publix bathroom stall everyone thinks im crazy now when i read that i busted out laughing..sounds like an amazing dude.. he beat my tattoo idea of getting a unicorn tattooed on my ass cheek..
 
Haha! Im in the publix bathroom stall everyone thinks im crazy now when i read that i busted out laughing..sounds like an amazing dude.. he beat my tattoo idea of getting a unicorn tattooed on my ass cheek..

haha! funny shit

i don't have tats but if i did i was thinking of getting knuckle tats that say "nuck tats"
 
Just had some kids at the house a few weeks ago, Skippy and Spam, with their dog Chicken. Total sweethearts, blew out while I was at work one day.

Most ridiculous traveler name I've heard is definitely Jeff. Maybe Erica.
 
Yeah, my username is definately not something I go by as a name. "The outskirts" is actually this abstract concept that struck me
while reading Baca's "C-Train and Thirteen Mexicans".

I do have a nick name within a particular circle of friends, but that's where it stays, few know it, even less use it.

Common man ya know I can't be all the time buying these books yall recommend.
 
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