I started a new religion... please join

[Mouse]

You and I will never agree • A Religious Movement

I blogged it, so it's an official, tax exempt religious party.. and by party I mean "where's my beer?"

 

[whaleofashrimp]

can u induct me in as a minister? i want to perform weddings

 

[Mouse]

weddings can only be performed in Church. But, yes. go for it.

 

[spoorprint]

Can't Join do to first commandment. I'm not that regular.

 

[Mouse]

try #2 for #2

 

[spoon]

I don't have a bathroom and sometimes don't shit for 3 or 4 days.

 

[dharma bum]

I don't have a bathroom and sometimes don't shit for 3 or 4 days.

perfect!

 

[dharma bum]

weddings can only be performed in Church. But, yes. go for it.

weddings can be performed about anywhere (i think), as long as there's a licensed preist or something..
a buddy of mine just got married in a park right down the street from where i'm crashing, by a friend of ours that just started his own "religion" and was an ordained minister of that "church". it was pretty awesome, because he's kind of a modern primitive kind of guy. strange tattoos and piercing everywhere.

 

[MunicipalWaylan]

I'm in, this sounds like just the religion for me

 

[Diagaro]

I'll support this but have my own religion to feed blood to.
Good shit if original.

 

[Mouse]

weddings can be performed about anywhere (i think), as long as there's a licensed preist or something..
a buddy of mine just got married in a park right down the street from where i'm crashing, by a friend of ours that just started his own "religion" and was an ordained minister of that "church". it was pretty awesome, because he's kind of a modern primitive kind of guy. strange tattoos and piercing everywhere.

not in this religion, sorry. only in Church (the bathroom)

we dont have priests.. just someone to bring you TP if you run out.

 

[dharma bum]

not in this religion, sorry. only in Church (the bathroom)

we dont have priests.. just someone to bring you TP if you run out.

nice rule to throw in there! (the bathroom being the church). nice.