In case this is anyone we know...

I once (1979 or so) pissed on a "New Wave" band's lead guitar player's amp as they were playing a NYC club. My boy was cutting his skinny tie at the same time to distract him.

Probably a bad idea unless you are as drunk as i was, and thus certain your urine contains few conductive minerals/electrolytes bc it is ALL BEER, and thus no pee-electrocution.

And i too got a doctorate some years later, just like @starfarer 's ex- maybe pee on stuff in clubs and bars , but not potatoes in Walmart, if you think a PhD/MD would be a good thing?
 
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onandonward said:
I'm sure there is someone here who knows her. If there's a community of people peeing on potatoes a la this lady, I'm sure they're hidden somewhere in the bowels of STP.
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Especially because she peed on the potatoes AT WALMART.

She is on the lam now, and without a single freind.

Imagine your social position in prison: "I'm in for peeing on folks' potatoes at the market."

Your life expectancy would be worse than a chomo, rapo, or cop.

Also, she said bowels. So true.
 
"The Man" has nabbed potato-pissing perp Grace Brown , or rather she walked in:


Based on her appearance, she is a straight/civilian/normie, and i think the dirty/crust/traveling community can now rest easy, and may even have a new sign to fly at Walmart and other sellers of potatoes:

AT LEAST WE DON"T PISS ON YOUR POTATOES.

I am not inclined to bet on things, but it is quite possible young Grace may have been drunk during her crime.
 
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