Interesting sex story

Does farting on the ministers daughter during a blowjob and immediately cumming in her mouth afterwards count?
 
I was having sex on a trainer porch while going through KY. The train slowed and we didn’t. Then all the sudden we were in the middle of a road in a downtown area with people seeing us. This town was LaGrange. If you look it up you can see how easy it was for us to be seen.
 
I slept with a chick in the back of a Prius, we were both hobos so I'd say that counts as a soup kitchen

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I was having sex on a trainer porch while going through KY. The train slowed and we didn’t. Then all the sudden we were in the middle of a road in a downtown area with people seeing us. This town was LaGrange. If you look it up you can see how easy it was for us to be seen.

That gives a completely new meaning to the term 'slack-action'.

Three points of contact, yo! Phalice to orifice/phalice to phalice/orifice to orifice doesn't count!
 
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