When the Revolution Comes, I want...

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fuck your revolution. you can prepare for that. meanwhile i'll be stockpiling for the ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!
 
-2ft of rope
-vasaline
-1 squirrel
-crushed red peppers
-a fold up chair
-Catherine Bell
-4 by 4ft of rolled up astro terf
-1 viking on vicodin
 
Hmm,

an elven cloak of invisibility.

About as likley as "the revolution" whatever that is...
 
A barrel of sunflower seeds, my Gathering of the Vibes knife, a crowbar and a copy of The Survival Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse. Because look around you. It's upon us.
 
Grace wrote:
A barrel of sunflower seeds, my Gathering of the Vibes knife, a crowbar and a copy of The Survival Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse. Because look around you. It's upon us.
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That book is alright, though the author is a bit too enamored with the samurai sword and the monks spade. Me, I want to avoid dying during the whole thing, revolution, rapture, zombocalypse, elections, whatever.
 
I agree with you finn, about the samurai sword obsession. For me, it's all about the machete. But I wouldn't actually bring that book, because it would be useless. The mention was for comedic value. In truth I wouldn't bring sunflower seeds either. I'd bring candy.
 
my brother here readin this with me says

When the recolution comes he would want rosie odonnell coming out of giant cake.
 
I just want a quiet place to read my books and smoke my weed.

That's all.
 
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pair of boots(with or without shoelaces), a needle(like sewing needle), ducttape, a big book on big words so i can talk real loud as if i went to college, and a guide on how to Mcguiver your way around life.
 
-Franticly flips through Macgyver Guide -
Ah yes, a solar powerd genorater and ediable fork. . .
It most certainly does.
 
good friends, good tobacco, good squat, preferably close to a wal-mart for the liberation of foods and clothing, etc.
 
Cush said:
fuck your revolution. you can prepare for that. meanwhile i'll be stockpiling for the ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!
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ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :twisted:
 
AK 47
AMMO
FOOD
FRIENDS
TABLETS FOR WATER



its pretty basic, i will work on it later.
 
lemme see.... a shovel, a pack of rabid rats at my bidding,a pointy poking stick, 100 pnds of potatoes (food and booze). and a gorrila.... i really have way to much time on my hands........ space bag to the rescue!!!!!!!!!
 
Widerstand said:
I would want a really good list of quotes and catch phrases to say. Such as "Im here to kickass and chew bubble gum and im all out of gum"
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ahhh its duke nukem :soldier::mummy::zombie:

hes got balls of steel
 
balls of steel would be a great thing to have.. or would that be two things?
fuck it. balls of steel. that's all you need.
 
My girl says she's going to wear chain mail, body armor, and carry swords and desert eagles. Zombies can't fuck with that.
 
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